Na alegria ou na tristeza, no casamento ou no divórcio… o Melhor do X está sempre aqui zoan… resumindo bem a semana!
Nesta edição, temos a separação da Nicole Kidman e Keith Urban, o casório da Selena Gomez, O caso Taylor Swift x Charli XCX, nossos drinks x metanol.
Só agito!
this was my ai pic.twitter.com/0Ij2DjtnUp
— avary 🩷 (@kyoruyeye) October 1, 2025
Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco are now married. pic.twitter.com/AZK6jqkbmf
— Pop Base (@PopBase) September 27, 2025
me and the tl seated for selena gomez’s wedding pic.twitter.com/Y0swaXPKSd
— ً (@americanreqiuem) September 27, 2025
saiu a primeira foto do casamento da selena #GomezWedding pic.twitter.com/QFBjgV3YUj
— beatriz (@itsbeaxx) September 27, 2025
benny blanco calling his wife a real life disney princess and justin bieber called his wife "my bitch". selena gomez really dodged a bullet 😭 https://t.co/4gliZWumKW
— . (@selovelenaa) September 29, 2025
os pacotes de oreo que eu comprei lá em julho foram pra pagar esse casamento mds selena gomez essa festa também é minha pic.twitter.com/mj7bLxGysT
— le (@stardancwr) September 28, 2025
everyone talking about Papa but damn LOOK AT NANA https://t.co/BVDnKbp1n4
— gen ☆ (@ohmygenevieve) October 1, 2025
Remember how the paparazzi used to harass Selena Gomez by asking her about the biebers marriage back then and look how the tables have turned now pic.twitter.com/UndGeLP2tT
— ℳ (@selzduv) October 2, 2025
— celibato (@raposilds) October 2, 2025
— Claudette Gregotica – Presente de Troiano (@mttlim) October 1, 2025
Bro couldn’t miss when it came to design https://t.co/WXdx5ZVNCy
— Mason Hughes (@msnrhu) October 2, 2025
Ela desarmando ele. https://t.co/JPnKbKSlYf
— Sérgio Santos (@ZAMENZA) October 2, 2025
'NÃO BEBER É A MELHOR OPÇÃO'🍸🧶
— Folha de S.Paulo (@folha) October 2, 2025
com crise do metanol, médicos recomendam que público evite consumo de bebidas alcoólicas.https://t.co/HhblLtvrp6
Microplástico no meu sangue, metanol na minha bebida, agrotóxicos na minha comida, gases poluentes no meu pulmão, mas principalmente um coração puro e cheio de boas intenções pic.twitter.com/l8AwQKofWS
— Lems (@Lems______) September 30, 2025
“o metanol nunca me pegaria” eu: pic.twitter.com/4BY0IhCy10
— saiber (@cyberpimto) October 1, 2025
beber = metanol/morte
— ribs ⚢🏹 (@manusvibe) October 2, 2025
fumar = tosse/problema pulmonar
transar no pelo = ist/gravidez
dormir com ficante = vntd de namorar
vntd de namorar = decepção amorosa
ex = ta errado
comer besteira = engorda
aparentemente só tá liberado estudar e fazer academia pic.twitter.com/aKm5b8Vj5p
— Melzinho — Tarô no fixado (@meeelzinho) October 1, 2025
Tem um episódio de House que o paciente tenta se matar ingerindo metanol do toner de impressora e o House cura ele dando 5 doses de tequila dizendo que o etanol da bebida reagia com o metanol tirando sua toxidade
— Matuê de Calcinhas Sofía Gascón (@MatueCalcinhas) October 2, 2025
Nunca pensei que essa informação seria útil um dia pic.twitter.com/fa28rqXYkz
minha mãe não quer devolver meu cachorro pic.twitter.com/NuoIONPkWp
— o médico do twiter (@omedicodotwiter) October 2, 2025
— raccoon aesthetic. (@raccoonesthetic) October 2, 2025
homem que vc tá junto há 5 meses: é que eu não gosto de postar nada no insta
— 🇵🇸☭ ✦ (@_sheitan) October 1, 2025
indiano que acabou de te conhecer: https://t.co/RbsHTTo1nh
"I heard you call me ‘Boring Barbie’ when the coke's got you brave"
— Pop Base Updates (@PopBaseUpdates) October 2, 2025
– Taylor Swift dissing Charli xcx on “Actually Romantic” on "The Life Of A Showgirl". pic.twitter.com/i5SmY3mPPp
charli stans when taylor got a lil bratty: pic.twitter.com/dZ7bys1jcj
— ★ (@coscrumb) October 2, 2025
this is what the taylor swift charli diss track leak sounds like pic.twitter.com/aD0IFUIDfQ
— mollie (@itsmolliefox) October 2, 2025
— anth*ny (@oomfpit) October 3, 2025
taylor: you called me boring and you do coke!
— zarita larsson (@nirolatino) October 2, 2025
charli: yes
charli: barbie aburrida
— kuri (@odetoblurr) October 3, 2025
taylor: merquera de mierda
matty healy en su casa pic.twitter.com/ghQ8j9lDWu
Everything is romantic // Actually Romantic pic.twitter.com/foL6LWeIIk
— naha (@orquintrusivaz) October 4, 2025
eu dando like em todo tweet zoando o novo álbum da loirinha pic.twitter.com/LgiBwPo5w7
— ramonzim 🇵🇸 (@ramorehooker) October 3, 2025
— Shitpost só que de verdade (@shitpostverdade) October 2, 2025
— no context memes (@nocontextmemes) October 1, 2025
Nicole Kidman has filed for divorce from Keith Urban, TMZ reports. pic.twitter.com/oErt2aN6Gu
— Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) September 30, 2025
Nicole Kidman está SOLTEIRA. pic.twitter.com/XzXNFatKdV
— SB (@sboficial) September 30, 2025
my hairdresser went to the cmas and told me she met nicole by going up to her and pretending they were old friends. she said she went up to nicole being like “omg nicole how’s the kids?” and nicole was playing along with like “oh their good how are yours?” my literal ICON 😭 https://t.co/atUwWUWIwO
— vox lex (@gretagerwigflew) October 1, 2025
Reminder that Nicole Kidman gave some of the best performances of her career after her last marriage broke down so I think everyone should strap themselves in. pic.twitter.com/JXHxGaQAor
— Jakey (@jacobpetkovic) September 30, 2025
“Hey Nicole Kidman, do you need a controversially younger girlfriend?” (said with rizz) https://t.co/W8HK68Yqto pic.twitter.com/BBX3Lputux
— Britt ✨ (@starksmedici) September 29, 2025
Jimmy Fallon has got a second chance with Nicole Kidman now pic.twitter.com/7i9dY7to3y https://t.co/xSW6BP3eF7
— Batnarc (@batnarc573511) September 29, 2025
ele em salvador https://t.co/ZUGHOYeWeR
— cudy (@qrcudy) September 30, 2025
alguem de letras faz um tcc sobre a perda do sentido das palavras https://t.co/hnTZvuTGWJ
— mary (@fleabmary13) September 30, 2025
Rosto da irmã do Neymar tá igualzinho o escudo do Atlético Goianiense. pic.twitter.com/yQiQ2WKeo9
— BRASILEIRÃO DA DEPRESSÃO (@br_dadepressao) October 2, 2025
cariúcha falando "que deus o tenha em bom lugar" para o cantor ney matogrosso sem saber que ele está vivo pic.twitter.com/ibWhBxP5YI
— acervo iconoclasta (@acervomanga) September 29, 2025
— B ☁️ (@brendafarro) September 30, 2025
meu deus coitadinho está infestado de aranhas….. https://t.co/wMjHxlKVst
— 𓋹 𝐂ąɧ 🦇 (@Morcegopidao) October 2, 2025
Gastei 25 reais voltando pra casa de patinete sendo que o uber tava dando 8 pic.twitter.com/JLOMGgttLS
— raissie xcx (@raissazsz) October 4, 2025